The best running race ever?
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We recently decided to host an elite "Magical Training Camp" at the Unleashed Threads studio.
The guest list was... exclusive.
The guest list was... exclusive.
We had The OG Mouse, his Lady, and the Rags-to-Riches Princess.
On Day 1, the vibes were high.
Everyone showed up in cute outfits.
They told us, "We run all the time! We are magical! This is going to be easy!"
We nodded politely.
We nodded politely.
We know the truth about running. It doesn't care if you have a wand.
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Then came Day 2.
We went for a tempo run, and let's just say reality hit The Lady Mouse hard. She started strong, looking cute in her polka dots, but about 20 minutes in, the facade cracked.
She looked at us, panting, and said:
"The Magic Wore Off At Mile 3"
We went for a tempo run, and let's just say reality hit The Lady Mouse hard. She started strong, looking cute in her polka dots, but about 20 minutes in, the facade cracked.
She looked at us, panting, and said:
"The Magic Wore Off At Mile 3"
We tried to get the group out for a Long Run.Â
The Mouse and his Lady started lagging behind immediately. They were holding their lower backs. They were groaning.
They finally stopped and admitted the truth: They aren't young pups anymore. They were created in 1928.


By the final mile, The Mouse was completely done.
And she, knowing that opening that Pandoraâs Box would result in a mental breakdown, simply looked at him with her "Don't Ask" bib and kept moving.
We thought the Rags-to-Riches Princess would complain about her shoes. Nope. She looked at her Fairy Godmother, snapped her wand in half, and took off sprinting. She said she was done waiting for a carriage.

Curious to see which character fits your running style?
Come take a peek at the full collection HERE. Weâve stocked the shelves with enough grit, sarcasm, and vintage vibes to get you through any length of miles.
The whistling had stopped.
The pep in his step was gone.
In his delirium, he turned to his Lady and asked, "WHY? Why did we sign up for this? Why are we doing this?"
And she, knowing that opening that Pandoraâs Box would result in a mental breakdown, simply looked at him with her "Don't Ask" bib and kept moving.
But here is the plot twist...
The Princess? She was absolute a beast.
The Princess? She was absolute a beast.
We thought the Rags-to-Riches Princess would complain about her shoes. Nope. She looked at her Fairy Godmother, snapped her wand in half, and took off sprinting. She said she was done waiting for a carriage.

The Lesson:
Magic is cute. But grit gets you to the finish line.â¤ď¸
Magic is cute. But grit gets you to the finish line.â¤ď¸
Curious to see which character fits your running style?
Come take a peek at the full collection HERE. Weâve stocked the shelves with enough grit, sarcasm, and vintage vibes to get you through any length of miles.
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Whether you feel like a badass Princess or an exhausted Mouse today, we have the gear for your reality.
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P.S. To everyone whose knees also date back to the 1900s... we feel your pain. (Literally). The "Please Be Patient" collection is dedicated to you. đŚ´


