This is the only running debate that matters. pick a side.
We recently hosted a completely unscientific (and slightly too passionate) debate in the studio: The Dog Situation on the Run.
We weren't arguing about dogs (we all love them!), but about the completely different experiences runners have when their paths cross with a dog... and their owners.
It turns out every runner falls into one of four emotionally charged camps, and we decided all four needed a shirt to express their truth.
☀️ Camp 1: The Joy Spotters (The Dog Lovers)
The Vibe: For you, seeing a dog is a highlight of the run.
It’s a moment of unexpected happiness, a quick hit of motivation, or a pleasant distraction from the pain cave.
You love the friendly tail-wagging encounters.
The tank top:
Wear It When: You need a little positivity, or when you want to signal to fellow runners that you're here for the good vibes and the cute doggies.
Grab Your Tank HERE.
🛑 Camp 2: The Pace Defenders (The Whiplash Crew)
The Vibe: It's not about being afraid—it's about the interruption.
The Vibe: It's not about being afraid—it's about the interruption.
This is the dog on the retractable leash that spans the entire path, causing you to stutter-step mid-tempo run.
You hear the owner say, "He’s friendly!" and your inner monologue is screaming the only honest reply: "I'M NOT!!"
The tank top:
Wear It When: You are ready to defend your pace and make it known that your run is a serious business.
Grab Your Tank HERE.
😨 Camp 3: The Adrenaline Junkies (The Ankle Protectors)
The Vibe: You’ve had a bad run-in (literally).
Every unexpected bark or charging shadow sends your heart rate soaring to Zone 5.
When the owner yells, "DON'T WORRY, THEY DON'T BITE!", all you hear is the sound of an upcoming sprint for your life.
This shirt perfectly captures the panic and the subsequent, accidental PR achieved during an escape attempt.
The tank top:
Wear It When: You want to lighten the mood about a genuinely terrifying, but universally shared, runner experience.
Grab Your Tank HERE.
🐶 Camp 4: The Reluctant Tow-ers (The Owner Runners)
The Vibe: This is your reality.
You want a 10K, but your dog is training for a full-time job as a Turf Investigator.
Your pace is not set by your watch or your heart rate, but by the dog's urgent, non-negotiable sniffing duties. You often get whiplash and frequently apologize to stationary objects.
The tank top:
Wear It When: You need to signal to the world that you are running a two-person race, and one of you is easily distracted by suspicious grass.
Grab Your Tank HERE.
Which Camp Are You?
Whether you run in bliss, annoyance, survival mode, or constant deceleration, we have a tank top that understands your pain (and your joy).
Run wild❤️
P.S. Scientific studies (performed by us, on ourselves) show that seeing one of our tanks releases three extra milligrams of endorphins into the observer's bloodstream. You're not just running; you're acting as a public service announcement for happiness.